Welcome to Chéz Schitz. Tonight on the menu we are offering some delightful samplings from around the world. Please sit back and enjoy the 6 course tasting menu Chef Popinov has prepared for you………Bon Apêtit!

first course

To begin Chef has taken inspiration from the orient and specifically a modern twist on an Osawa soup. This soup has a well rounded beat aroma with undertones of the most superb synthy strings. Topped off with a positively sinful sprinkle of vocal dust.

Shinichi Osawa – Push (Tronik Youth Remix)

second course

Next Chef Popinov has journeyed to the south of France to prepare for you a rich torchon of foie gras nestled on a piece of fresh baked briôche. Bringing Justice to the dish chef has wrapped his torçhon with thinly sliced bass lines and drizzled the plate with a reduction of vintage port.

Jus†ice – Valentine (Plastic Fang Remix)

amuse bouche

To excite your pallet before the main course chef has concocted a classic salmon gravalax from the west coast of Canada. With perfectly cured wild salmon from the pacific, chef has made this one bite sensation complete with wild breakdowns and is served on a wafer thin sampled crisp and a scoop of just inSane steelhead roe.

Ernold Sane – Crazy Ice-Cream

main course

Inspired by a taste for true Italian cuisine while Chef Popinov was in Rome, Chef brings an age old pasta recipe to share with you. An el dente serving of Crooked hand rolled tagliatelle served in a ragout of fall off the bone low-pitched lamb shank and fresh treble tomatoes from the vine. His pasta is finished with freshly shaven black truffles and garnished with a spring of lyric.

Crookers – What up Y’all

cheese course

For this cheese course chef has scoured the country side of the United States of America in search of a blend of creamy and hard cheeses. A trio from across the country including a creamy Cypress Grove Chevre, a medium bodied Tillamook Cheddar, and a firm Humboldt Fog. The plate is finished with chocolate Dippedhazelnuts and a compote of thumping contralto.

Laidback Luke & Diplo – Hey!

dessert course

To finish you off for the evening Chef is bringing you to Belgium and the magnificent world of chocolate. On the plate chef has built a positivly Soulful tower of classic chocolate delights starting with a dark chocolate brownie base, then a layer of finely whipped white chocolate mousse and topped with a crunchy milk chocolate and peanut butter brittle. Three sinful layers of chocolate with 3 textures to swoon over.

Soulwax – Teachers

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On behalf of Chef Popinov and the entire staff here at Chez Shitz we thank you for dining with us and we bid you good evening.

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While the norm for most tracks go anywhere between 3:30 to 6:00 minutes in length … I prefer 15:00 minutes or longer … like the four seasons. Give me 4 long tracks to fill the hour, and I’ll be one very happy Iraqi. I love tracks that take me on long journeys through various movements.

One of my all-time favorite synth-pop groups is PROPAGANDA from germany … who sound like ABBA + Industrial + TechnoPop + Darkness.

My favorite Proganda track is P:Machinery.

I’ve taken two 12-inch vinyl versions of that track and conjoined them together as one … the way I want to listen to P:Machinery by:

• digitizing them into Protools;
• spending two long months cleaning them up;
• getting rid of every single scratch/pop/click;
• splicing the tracks to separate clips;
• re-arranging and layering clips to my taste;
• throwing in my own synth-stabs, chops and other minor subtleties;
• adding & automating series of chained top-notch effects throughout the mix, utilizing parameters some of you could even pronounce … thus resulting with more dynamic and reverberated DEPTH to the mix;
• fattening the bottom-end;
• widening overall stereo perception; and
• mixing,engineeringand mastering my version of P:Machinery the way I think it’s supposed to be heard.

To my taste, P:Machinery sounds better than ‘sick’ … more like master piece of shitwhich blasts sonically across the stereo-field … not one element standing still but constantly moving all over the place.

Listen to Hashmoderized P:Machinery track…

Length 14:20 min

MP3…

Propaganda – “P:Machinery” (Hashmoderized)

Lyrics…

On joyless lanes we walk in lines
a calm but steady flow
Accompanied by loud commands
our strength is running low.

Another hope feeds another dream
another truth installed by the machine
a secret wish the marrying of lies
today comes true what common sense denies.

Rotating wheels are destiny
in flame the city lies
Machines call out for followers far out into the night

The calls of the machines drowning in the steam.

Another hope feeds another dream
another truth installed by the machine
a secret wish the marrying of lies
today comes true what common sense denies.

The calls of the machines drowning in the steam.

On joyless lanes we walk in lines
a calm but steady flow
our strength is running low.

Another hope – another dream – another truth -
installed by the machine – installed by the machine.

Gear Used By Propaganda…

Synclavier 9600 System

Synclavier II

PPG Wave 2

PPG Realizer

External links about Propaganda…

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wi ki/Propaganda_(band)
• http://www.chrecas.de/inde x.html?feature/propaganda/ intvwen.htm

Mind-Blasting Live Performance 2007…

Until next time, I’m your host…

…I shit you not!

}:-)

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Back once again dropping a dominating deuce to add in time for your weekend sets.

First up is a little stomper from Edu K feat. MC Gaff E with Nadastrom on the remix.

Edu K – Raver Lovin’ (Nadastrom Remix)

Dj Manaia gives a re-edit to TC and Caspa banger Where’s My Money…….

TC vs Caspa – Where’s My Money? (Dj Manaia Re-Edit)

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A quintuple of recent crusherz……

Diplo’s other mix of this track is top of Hype right now but I prefer his Alt Clown Mix meeself….

Britney Spears – Circus (Diplo Alt Clown Remix)

Eli bringing the usual goods to his re-shake of the JB classic….

James Brown – Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag (Dj Eli Escobar re-edit)

This one two punch from Kazey & Bulldog gets the deep fryer treatment and kills….

Kazey & Bulldog – For Da Real G’s (French Fries Rmx)

I am in love with (slash) a huge fan of Lily Allenand here is another remix off her upcoming album ‘It’s Not Me, It’s You’ expected to drizzzop Feb. 9/09. The Count/Herve on the remix, nice one.

Lily Allen – The Fear (The Count Saves Lily Allen From The Fear Remix)

I loved the orig when Sagat hit us in ’93 but O’Schnaps puts a little updaterrr on errr.

OH SNAP!! – Funk Dat 2009

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Question?

Why is it………Everytime Schitz puts up a bunch of dope tracks to share the love with our loyal Poppers, D.M.C.A. tears our posts down?

FUCK DAT!!!!!

Tweeeeeet….An extra 2 minutes for roughing…….

Brenda Fassie – Black President

Brenda Fassie – Vulundlela (Kwaito Mix)

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I give this post about 3 days to last so get upponz quickly.

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