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Nine Inch Nails – Capital G (Switch Remix)

I pick things up
I am a collector
And things, well things,
they tend to accumulate
I have this net
It drags behind me
It picks up feelings
For me to feed upon

There are times, plenty of times
I wish I could let it go
But they start to breathe, and they
start to grow inside me
There are times, plenty of times
I wish I could let it go
But they start to make me think
things I don’t wanna know

[Chorus:]
I’m trying to fit it all inside
I’m trying to open my mouth wide
I’m trying not to choke and
Swallow it all, swallow it all,
swallow it all, swallow it all

I am the plague I am the swarm
All your hurt sticks on me
And I keep it warm
They will make me stay, they
won’t let me leave
There are so god damned many of
them it gets hard to breath

[Chorus:]
I’m trying to fit it all inside
I’m trying to open my mouth wide
I’m trying not to choke inside
I am a good boy and I will
Swallow it all, swallow it all,
swallow it all, swallow it all

Nine Inch Nails – Collector

Your speaking in code, in some sort of double text.
In a constant circling relation.

Mustard Pimps – Will Smith – Fresh Prince Of Bel Air ( Mustard Pimp Remix) MASTER V(Dr † Wrex Bait Car Pick)

A1 Bassline – Ban Man Horror (Mustard Pimp Remix)

Buy your shitz. iTunes or Beatport

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I Can.

This is Digiraatii.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Heads Will Roll (DIGIRAATII Dance Til You’re Dead Remix)(Radio Edit)

This is Digiraatii.

DIGIRAATII – Blood On The Dancefloor

This is Digiraatii.

Hard-Fi – Hard To Beat (Digiraatii Remix)

I’m off to BBQ.
TwitTwat me here.

Put em’ on The Glass

The Glass – Wanna Be Dancin’ (Radio Edit)

The Glass – Wanna Be Dancin’ (Clubfeet Remix)

Hawt, REAL HAWT!

The Glass – Wanna Be Dancin’ (Manclub Remix)

Clubfeet – Teenage Suicide (The Glass remix)

Keep, it on the down below………..

Follow me You Twitz

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No no, one of us Schitzers is not about to take the plunge (gulp), rather, I had the fortune of attending a ceremony of life unity over the weekend and it got me to thinking. Not about tying the proverbial knot, but about music of course. Wedding DJ’s are not known for dropping current jams or blowing the crowd away with their technical ability and it is safe to say that the usual tracks will get a spin. The famous ‘Chicken Dance’ gets granny on the floor shaking tail with her grandchildren and ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey will have crazy cousin Jeb slurring out every word from the bar.

The wedding I attended was predictable in the early goings as the dj wanted to get the party started nice and recognizable. ‘Billie Jean’ was always a crowd pleaser before it became so relevant and now more than ever gets the sentimental vote. ‘Footloose’ will create a line of hand raised relations as the bride and groom do the ‘Bacon’ walk down the gauntlet. ‘Y.M.C.A.’ may be lost on the children of today but they quickly adapt to mom and dad flailing letters in remembrance of their cocaine fueled disco days. Par for the course.

Then came something I didn’t expect. The DJ threw on a Girl Talk CD about an hour in and I stood back to watch the horror of the grey hairs as the tempo climbed and the genre shift was going to be fast and hip hop laced. To my surprise the floor filled up and the party was in full swing. Something about The Emotions “Best of My Love” into LCD Soundsystems “Daft Punk is Playing at My House” into The Breeders “Cannonball” into Stevie’s “My Cherie Amour” into DJ Funk’s “Booty Bounce” into Bratney’s “Slave 4 U” into Wrex-N-Effect “Rump Shaker” into Elastica’s “Connection” into Ciara and Luda’s “Oh” simply speaks to everyone. Props to the DJ for taking the risk of geriatric mutiny and kudos to Girl Talk for saving musical integrity for me one night.

So I got to thinking about some of the classic wedding tunes there are out there and how some of the ‘oldies but goodies’ have been given a facelift. Here are some choice tracks I pulled out of the crate of mash and edits that remind me of the holiest of matrimonies. Also, I would love to hear your all time fave gnarly nuputial jams or remixed versions of. Commentinov or Firemov to schitheadz@schoolofmix.com.

Billy Idol – White Wedding (Dsico Edit)

Michael Jackson – Billie Jean (Bushwacka White Label Mix)

The Beatles – Twist and Shout (Pat Swayzak Remix)

Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Teddybears Remix)

Young MC – Bust A Move (Diplo Remix)

Dee-Lite – Groove Is In The Heart (Dave Wrangler White Room Remix)

Mylo Vs Miami Sound Machine – Drop the Pressure Vs Doctor Beat (Gloria Estefan)

Etta James – At Last (Romeo In the Rain Remix)

Jack Fetterman and the in Hi-Fi Music Direction – Chicken Dance

Michael Jackson – Billie Jean (Zeno ‘Regloved’ Dubstep Remix)

Divide & Kreate – Always With You (Willie Nelson VS U2)

Side Bar; I’m still waiting on the “I do” from Lily Allen but in the meantime we can enjoy the new video ‘22′ from my future ex wife. C’mon Lily, it’s been a year since I asked.

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