So for my second weaksauce wednesday post, I’d like to share with you a little prank that I had pulled on me by an unknown source to date..
David Guetta sold out in a pukeable 20 seconds here in our fine farm of a city called Vancouver..
I was rolling up to whistler after work on a sunny friday afternoon when my phone started to pop off huge!!!
All these unknown number texting me – Hey Bro, still got those tickets?? How much? When can I meet you?
Ever 2 minutes a call or text – Yo Brah! Saw your craigslist add for those 8 Guetta tickets??? I’ll take them alll!! I’ll suck yo’ dick man!! Please I’ll do anything!!
It’s not as easy as it should be to get a posting on craigslist taken down that reads – Hey I have 8 tickets to the SOLD OUT David Guetta show I have to sell asap!!! Please TEXT or CALL ONLY – has it should be!!!
By day 3 texts were down to every hour…
I got 417 texts and 136 calss in 5 days….
I could make and out going text without it being bumped by my ipohone to an incoming – Hey Brosiv!! Still got those tickets???
I couldn’t answer an unknown number for a week..
Who every it was……… I salute you…. Well play’d…… well played….
David…….. You are the D-Bag of the day!! Keep making music for stupid people palski and may your plastic dreams haunt you for every life time to come….
Anybody wanta go to the mall?
∫Ü©K î† PÎG
