Wellll, it’s been awhile since we’ve had alil’ D & G for all u SchitHeadz out there.
I think it was about this time a few years back when my old roomie – super Ween fan Michael almost got us kick outta on the street.
He had worked like 52 hours straight at the Naam and was 6 Beefeater gin martini’s deep, when he thought it was time to turn on the red light and run a big old Jim Morrison Bath……………….. And past-out cold.
The key word(s) being past-out.
He never make it to the bath.
See we have one of the rad old school claw-foot tubs, and as sexy as they are, not sooo safe.
No over-flow drain.
We live on the third floor.
Water rained through the two floors under us.
The landlord busted down the door to turn off the water, and wondered why nobody was home.
Michael never woke-up……………….……………………..
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