The Chronic Weekends
Fridaze † Saturdaze

Brought to you by the Lords of Gastown & Schitz Popinov

The Chronic Cantina Gastown
@ 102 Water Street ( Corner of Water & Abbott )
Vancouver BC (Gastown)

The Chronic Cantina Gastown is a brand NEW 220 capacity SoCal Bar & Lounge in
the heart of Gastown

Dress Code: no shirt no shoes no service
Type: Vancouver Weekly (Fridaze & Saturdaze)

DJs => 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM

LAst CaLl 1am √

Music: hip hop, party rock, house, electro, latin, funk, regga, moombahton, and hightimes grooves

Ever want a taste of SoCal but you are stuck in Raincouver? Ever wanta party like its spring break ever weekend? We will be bring it to you So-Cal Styles every weekend at The Chronic Cantina Weekends!! Taco Eating Comps, Big Prizes, Bucket Beers, Loose Vibes, and Chronic Party Haze!!!

Monthly theme parties and guest performers.

Featured Party with Jason ‘Wee Man’ Acuña
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0010338/

The Schitz Popinov DJs Fam + Fried Friends bring the heat on the decks with classic party rock hits, hip hop, smokers jamz, latin, bali funk, regga, and moombahton all night long!

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Party Photos & Themed Photo Booth by MAD SCIENCE
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The Best Late Night Food Grindage in Gastown
+ 2012 Dooms Day Drink Specials

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$4.45 Coronas!! √√√

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$6.99 Monster Bombz!! √√√

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Some summer time jams comin’ atcha!
Hope you are feelin’ that sun kiss bliss!

Pretty Lights vs Summertime (Free Download) by prettylights

Chromeo – When the night falls (Breakbot Remix) by Mr HBF

Lykke Li “I Follow Rivers” The Magician Remix by TheMagician

Mumford and Sons – Little Lion Man (Nicademass & Hysteria remix) by Nicademass

2 Many DJs Vs. A. Skillz – Alive (Beastie Boys Vs. Alan Hawkshaw)(re-boot)(re-up) by TheFunkyFR34K

RED HOT CHILI BANGER ( FREE DOWNLOAD ) by DUSTY TONEZ

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This herrr is a guest post and review from none other than Summer “The Ass Shakin” Stewart!! She was kind enough to do a lil review on the Megahurtz jam that blasted peoples faces off last weekend.

Music is not my day job, but passionate about it, I am. There is nothing quite like hangin’ with your best buds, taking in a great performance. Here in Vancouver, W2 Storyeum on Cordova has opened to the public and the talent that they have brought into this place has been impressive. Saturday night, the W2 hosted a packed Red Bull MegaHurtz party. The two room line-up was incredible, but due to a hair straightener emergency, we missed a few acts. Really, I went to see MixHell and Vancouver’s own Felix Cartel, but in the meantime, was introduced to a few new favorites.
When we finally made it there, Black Milk had just taken the stage in the main room. Their set was a smooth blend of fast paced R&B sound with rock, creating a vibe that would rival any bangin’ concert. His set reminded me a little of Jay-Z in his rocker years. This guy can get the people moving – Major drinks got spilled.
Egyptrixx took the second stage (the air conditioned room) at about 11pm and let me just say…..The visuals in this room were Popinov. Literally. Old school red and blue 3D glasses were handed out at the door, so you could take in the full effect of the 3D visual/ light show. And look cool for the rest of the night. Egyptrixx, a Toronto based artist, his pop-synth dub-step sound was super groovy adding to the 3D visual effect. I couldn’t help but dance, and that is key in my opinion. Im looking forward to seeing his return to Vancouver and keeping my eyes open for a date.
MixHell is from party capital Sao Paulo, Brazil, and this you can tell. The former founding member and drummer from Sepultura, Igor Cavalera played a live drum set while wife Laima Leyton mixed a live set of hard beats, some new some old, and brought the big live festival sound to the indoor stage. The energy of these two are amazing – their set consistent and hard hitting, incorporating a sick extended version of “We Love Animals”, to some old SNAP I haven’t heard since high school. I danced through their whole set as if I were the only one there.
2AM, Felix Cartel takes main stage. I’m extremely proud to say that this city is home to such great talent, and Felix is no exception. Gaining hugely in popularity around the world, his intense fast paced beats stay true to the name electro house and you can hear the openness to different sounds based on his history with different types of music. Definitely an up-and-coming artist worth seeing. Epic night.

Fan Death Veronica’s Veil (Nautiluss From the Deep mix) by SchitzPopinov

We at the Schitz Camp are appalled at the use of the female body in this “dirty” manner, and normally would never post such filth.. But we thought you Schitz Heads should all be warned.. and the chunes are nice 2 √

(Postage via Gotta Dance Dirty)

“We couldn’t be more excited about The Dirt this week! LA is sunny again and we’d like to help you get out and get sweaty. As I’m sure you know by now, this is a weekly wrapup of our favorites for this week, ready to burn to CD and accompany you on your weekend voyages into unseen new dimensions of party. We give you a blend of the big tunes we’re digging and playing out as well as a few secret weapons and classics we’ve dug out of the exclusive GDD stash for you, zipped for your convenience. Our way of saying thanks for being with us this week and our very best to your weekend. The Dirt is available for you to repost to your blog, website or publication and is currently being guestposted on six other publications including BroBible.com. Email stevie [at] gottadancedirty.com and we’ll add you to the partnered blogs list and set you up with the full, ready to repost package.”

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Just a healthy addiction to guns & needles is all.

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730 AM and I just smoked my first hash bowl with my old man.
God love Amsterdam.
No idea what I’m doing awake at the un-godly hour.
Nothing opens till at least 900 AM in this town anywho…

Love Tattoo – Put Ya Body In It (The Potbelleez Mix) popped by Schitz Popinov

This post inspired by tattoo’s and tittys on a tuesday.
Another titty tuesday tributez
Thx for popping by!!

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Just got my first gig in Bangkok!
Private roof top tiki bar.
Small booth, but it’s got a shower!
Capacity of 15.
Holla for Guest list!!

When did it happen? When did people turn into fucking morons? When did people lose all sense of self? When did people forget it’s about individuality that makes us interesting and not the fact that “I just payed $600 for a T Shirt that 320,000 other people have, I’m fucking awesome.” When did people start putting diarrhea on there face for bronzer? When did wearing a certain clothing label mean you had to look like you are putting on lipstick during a photo?? Open your eyes you dumb douche bag idiot men and the girls that think they are the schit. Even the church doesn’t want you around and they’re not allowed to hate anybody. Time has come for a fashion enema in a large portion of our community… I say lets beat the frenchman Christian Audigier with a stick…a stick by Calvin Klein of course.

Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis & Rich Hil – Fuck Ed Hardy Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/Fuck Ed Hardy.mp3[/podcast]

DumBass vs Flapsandwich – Fuck The Poor Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/Fuck The Poor.mp3[/podcast]

DJ Class ft Kanye West – I’m The Shit (Ernold Sane Wobble Remix) Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/i’mtheshit.mp3[/podcast]

Outkast – So Fresh, So Clean (TEAM BANZAI Remix) Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/sofreshsoclean.mp3[/podcast]

And when did the male gay community

jump on the Ed Hardy bumwagon? Before or after this photo of Christian Audigier peelin a dick bananna?

Life The Great – Stupid Fresh Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/04 Stupid Fresh.mp3[/podcast]

This is a hilarious facebook fan page of douche bags. Pretty funny pictures…all of the ones above are from it. Join for your douche updates! Douches.
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Not really your typical tree, but it’ll do in a pinch.
Still needs the lights..
Anyone got a light?
Happy Egg Nog Season all!!

Hope you are all happy & healthy!!

Yeah maybe they don’t have the club scene we have here but…

They’ve gotz baby Polar Bears. Who doesn’t love a baby Polar Bear?

The Infadels – Love like semtex (Saint Pauli Remix)Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/Semtex.mp3[/podcast]

They’ve got a grueling marathon.

The Futureheads – I Wouldn’t Be Like This (Andy George Remix)Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/BeLikeThis.mp3[/podcast]

Amazing Waterfront Property.

Yello – Bostich (Bowski Remix) Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/Bostich.mp3[/podcast]

Skillful Hunterz.

The Partysquad – Murderer (Diplo & Jayou Remix)Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/Murder.mp3[/podcast]

And a sick light show bro….

Pretty Lights – More Important Than Michael JordanDownload
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/MichaelJordan.mp3[/podcast]

The Hours – See The Light (Calvin Harris Remix)Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/SeeTheLight.mp3[/podcast]

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Peer groups, relationships, loneliness and life in this crazy world we live in…

I find writing to be this double edged sword… I want to share so much and in fact writing is the only place that I can really express myself at times… I find it amusing how my mind works… I think that no one could possibly want to wade through the long winded pages of bullshit that I write. I mean I am really just writing for myself and I can’t even be bothered to read it, so come on why oh why are you reading this. I mean the one or two people that I really want to read this will likely not give it the time of day… sigh… oh well such is life…

Anyway the more I realize that people actually do read this drivel that I commit to screen the more I think that I had better have something worth saying. I mean if you are going to actually commit your valuable time to reading this I had better be worth your time…

It is kind of like being up on stage, sure you can dance your heart out and you may be very good, but as soon as there are people watching you and the light is on all of a student the little foibles that make you who you are and make watching you a pleasure are scrutinized. Was that a trip there?
Did he really miss spell four again?

Oh the joy of semantics. I have a love and hate of semantics. If you ever want to avoid a subject semantics is a wonderful way of avoiding the topic entirely.

“My god man you’re about to drive into that bush!”
“Oh come now dear, I believe that is a shrubbery”
“Are you sure? Pray tell what exactly is a shrubbery?”

Mean while the green living thing is squished…

anyway, I know I miss use and miss spell shit. don’t care. if it gets to the point that the idea is not getting across I care. but you know what.
I am beting I cna miss sepll everi wrod ni a sentase adn u wll stll uder sand me.

So I will endeavor to become a better smith with my words and shout semantics when someone says that the 5 sense don’t include hearing but sight twice. You got the idea yeah, so shut it!
LOL

yes yes yes words are powerful. I truly believe that, and ideas are what make words powerful with out the ideas behind those words the are all just a bunch of fluff. Empty promises that no one believes in… So I choose my words carefully and I do what I can to say only a little so that what I do say reveals more about you…

I do what I can to write in a way that I do not gender anyone unless it is a specific and even then I will dance around the subject… Go look if you like.

I often use words and turns of phrase that have many meanings… I like to see who picks up on what… It is very revealing LOL

Anyway I am way off on a tangent here and I have no idea of any of that will make it into the final published work… but it is a little peek into who I am… if you really wanted to know…

So I have this pressure that I put on myself. I MUST strive to be the best, the best at something, anything… but I must be good at something…

Yes I deep down inside I am extremely competitive, yes I loose all the time but none the less I am always striving to be better. and on the out side people say that I am very humble… Trust me it is a struggle…

Anyway I feel like the more eyes that a reading this drivel the more I must have something worth saying. I mean really if I have your attention why not say something interesting rather then “wow it’s raining again here in Vancouver…” Fuck off already! we live in a rain forest on the coast it is going to rain all the time every month of every year. so say something new…

I don’t know that any of the bull shit that I spin here is any better than that but I feel closely too it and well I can only speak of what I know so there you have it.

Lately I have been feeling this imposing presence of time… What are you doing with your life, are you where you wanted to be by this age?
what are others doing that you grew up with?
are they married?
Do they have children?
have they traveled to the places you want to go?
are they living the life that you want to be living?
what is holding you back?
are you going in a direction that you want to be going in 5 years? questions that 5 years ago didn’t really mean anything to me all of a student feel like there is a ticking clock… maybe it is the subconscious female clock that is saying act now or your chance is gone forever… I have had this conversation with a number of my very close friends of late…

No longer are there dreams of taking over the world… Instead there are dreams of a nice house and a happy family… and I must admit that I find myself wondering maybe that is not such a bad dream to have. I mean it is something that is so very vital to our society and yet everywhere I look I wonder if finding a partner in crime or a partner in time is even a reality in our day in age…

I wonder to myself what am I doing wrong… of all the loves that I have had and truly loved all have broken my heart and gone their own ways… yes many of them will remain great friends and will always hold a special place in their hearts… but didn’t quite fit…

So I get cold and become cynical, maybe there is no hope for someone like myself, I think too much… great as an artist, wonderful as a lover, but too intense for a relationship… shitty deal…

but I hold to a hope that my parents are still together… they are very much in love with each other. they have a relationship that I would count myself as being very lucky if I have what they have.

And so I have less and less time for things that are not real, things that are just the motions of the passion. I refuse to settle for the dance without the passion!

It frustrates me so when I see things, see how they can be and yet in order to have a relationship you have to have commitment from both sides. all you have to do is commit. and commitment is something that you and only you will know the power of. and trust me it will be tested in so many ways. ways that you will not even see as tests until you have come threw them.

The human will is an amazing thing!

There are a number of people in my life that I admire and I really believe that they will go far and it gives me hope that maybe should things aline and the cards are play correctly that I to may be with someone that is the whole world to me and I to them… Maybe this is all just a pipe dream, but fuck it I am used to dreaming big

A friend of mine sat me down the other night and told me that much of what I had been writing made her very sad. Sad that I would disregard Vancouver and all that is Vancouver just to chase something bigger and shinnier. It is not so much that I am running away from Vancouver, and I guess you can not be running to something with out running away from something else…
I am frustrated by the lack of passion that seams to be present in Vancouver… It feels like the pot culture’s second hand smoke is being inhaled by everyone on the west coast regardless of weather or not they can smell it…

How many emails and conversations have I had about doing something… and… here I am sitting… waiting for the phone to ring…

The other week was rather hard… I have been really really wanting to push myself out of where I am… somewhere anywhere… I had scheduled 5, count them five, like one for every weekday, just like fingers on your left hand… Five creative shoots… As of Friday noon I had taken 0 that would be a big fat ZERO photos… I am not sure why I feel so strongly attached to my photos… but when someone cancels, it is not just that they are canceling on a shoot. They are saying that what you are doing is less important than whatever else is going on in their life. And granted we all have lives that are chaotic and unplanned, somethings do need to be attended to.
I guess it is just hard as every creative that I participate in regardless of weather or not I show it. If I am doing it I am at some level quite excited to be doing that. and I always feel like a little kid being told that there is no field trip today because of rain… but I turned up with an umbrella, boots and a waterproof lunch box! why is there no field trip?

The shitty thing is that each of the shoots that were canceled were all for very good reasons… So I can’t just sluff it off as flakey people. Though I have had way way way more than my fair share of flakes. Sigh that is a whole nother story…

Anyway my friend painted out that there are people that are just as driven as myself out there, even in Vancouver, you just have to find them…

And it is not easy… I myself am very guarded, why, why do you want to be my friend? why do you want me to come to your party? why are you talking to me? What’s in it for you? what are your motives? what about me and what I want? I really want to be part of something. I feel so much like I am alone. Partly that loneliness is part of my childhood. Party because it is a way to hide from everyone. Stay safe… If you don’t share any of your hopes and aspirations with anyone they don’t know when you fail.
If you don’t count on anyone but yourself you will never be let down by anyone but yourself. You take full accountability for yourself. Maybe that is not a great way to be part of a peer group… I really don’t know. I have never really been part of any group… I have always been on the outside… always known by everyone… able to move in and out of the group but not part of it…

I just don’t know. I am 30 now and they say that most of your true friendships are formed before this age… at this point there is just too many social references that “you just had to be there” to understand… that if you are not part of the group you will never be part of the group.

Sigh.

I really do want to feel like there is hope and that I fit in somewhere… I have just not found it yet… and though I feel like poo sometimes deep deep down inside I really am a positive kind of guy

I just take photos when I am happy and write when I am sad.

I will endeavor to write more when I am happy and take my camera out when I am sad as it is a sure way to see the light…

- Q

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