I guess if your going to suck, you should suck hard and what better place then Hard Fest!

10 points for Hangin’a looooogie on a photographer √

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M.I.A., who was the top-billed performer over the weekend at the HARD FEST on Governor’s Island in NYC, reportedly blew her much-anticipated set so badly that even her most adamant supporters bailed five tracks in!

Although there were apparently a myriad of technical problems, according to an anonymous concert goer:

“mia [sucked] so bad, she must must have done [it] on purpose. she’s got some tricks and some ideas, but [I] think she just got so cagey when die anterwoord blew her out of the water that she pulled this weird ass rockstar theatrics and sabotaged herself and the sound system, along with throwing a big fuck you to the crowd that actually came to see her. [I] mean at some point before she went on, they cut the Dj off and there was this whole sound from the backstage VIP area, and the crowd got [to] listen to it for a few minutes in silence, and it was like “that’s were the party is at, suckers”. I don’t know if she drinks or not, but the bit about having a shot of [tequila] in her seemed by far the realest part of the night. The best was the rain over the lazers, but she didn’t even know how to make that to work for her, so it seemed like Nature taking pity on her.”

OUCH!

And, as you can see by photos (above) she even took it upon herself to hock a loogie onto a photographer in the audience!

Lovely! We think ostracizing your fans and supporters by putting out an effortless, piece of garbage album and harassing your audience is a great way to advance your career, bb!

That is, if you even have one after this.

We’re not sure she can even turn this whole mess around anymore.

What do U think?? How can M.I.A. get back on track??
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I’m not going to get into why this is weak….
Just read twitter..
But I will say that I don’t believe this was an accidental suckfest.

Sets them up to totally redeem them selves right!

LOL!! Holy fuck ballz!!
Best buy really bring out their edgy side what!?!
I use the word ‘EDGY’ to describe this because, What the Fuck does ‘edgy’ mean?
I mean, at this point I could take a dizzel in a zip lock bag and label it edgy right….

I love diplo, but Major Lazer what?
Worst Show I have ever seen in Vancouver and it don’t stop…

These guys aren’t even that weaksauce….

They look like they no how to party…. I think I’ve seen them play a few wedding in the old Langley parts…

Lady’s and Gents… I give you!!! The Schitz!!!! √

dr †-baggin'

I always wanted to give Eronld a good olded †-baggin’
In fact I have!

DJ Class ft Kanye West – I’m The Shit (Ernold Sane Wobble Remix)Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/sp-theschitz.mp3[/podcast]

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When did it happen? When did people turn into fucking morons? When did people lose all sense of self? When did people forget it’s about individuality that makes us interesting and not the fact that “I just payed $600 for a T Shirt that 320,000 other people have, I’m fucking awesome.” When did people start putting diarrhea on there face for bronzer? When did wearing a certain clothing label mean you had to look like you are putting on lipstick during a photo?? Open your eyes you dumb douche bag idiot men and the girls that think they are the schit. Even the church doesn’t want you around and they’re not allowed to hate anybody. Time has come for a fashion enema in a large portion of our community… I say lets beat the frenchman Christian Audigier with a stick…a stick by Calvin Klein of course.

Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis & Rich Hil – Fuck Ed Hardy Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/Fuck Ed Hardy.mp3[/podcast]

DumBass vs Flapsandwich – Fuck The Poor Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/Fuck The Poor.mp3[/podcast]

DJ Class ft Kanye West – I’m The Shit (Ernold Sane Wobble Remix) Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/i’mtheshit.mp3[/podcast]

Outkast – So Fresh, So Clean (TEAM BANZAI Remix) Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/sofreshsoclean.mp3[/podcast]

And when did the male gay community

jump on the Ed Hardy bumwagon? Before or after this photo of Christian Audigier peelin a dick bananna?

Life The Great – Stupid Fresh Download
[podcast]http://www.schoolofmix.com/music/04 Stupid Fresh.mp3[/podcast]

This is a hilarious facebook fan page of douche bags. Pretty funny pictures…all of the ones above are from it. Join for your douche updates! Douches.
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So for my second weaksauce wednesday post, I’d like to share with you a little prank that I had pulled on me by an unknown source to date..

David Guetta sold out in a pukeable 20 seconds here in our fine farm of a city called Vancouver..

I was rolling up to whistler after work on a sunny friday afternoon when my phone started to pop off huge!!!

All these unknown number texting me – Hey Bro, still got those tickets??  How much?  When can I meet you?

Ever 2 minutes a call or text – Yo Brah! Saw your craigslist add for those 8 Guetta tickets??? I’ll take them alll!! I’ll suck yo’ dick man!! Please I’ll do anything!!

It’s not as easy as it should be to get a posting on craigslist taken down that reads – Hey I have 8 tickets to the SOLD OUT David Guetta show I have to sell asap!!! Please TEXT or CALL ONLY – has it should be!!!

By day 3 texts were down to every hour…

I got 417 texts and 136 calss in 5 days….

I could make and out going text without it being bumped by my ipohone to an incoming – Hey Brosiv!! Still got those tickets???

I couldn’t answer an unknown number for a week..

Who every it was………  I salute you…. Well play’d……  well played….

David……..  You are the D-Bag of the day!!  Keep making music for stupid people palski and may your plastic dreams haunt you for every life time to come….

Anybody wanta go to the mall?

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God guys I’m so embarrassed. It’s my first post, and Im 33 minutes late for my weaksauce wednesday entry.  Busy day here at home though – a lot going on.  Prepping for the Olympics and all.  My old lady’s cousin’s cousin is the broom boy for the Canadian mens curling team and we have really been trying to clean up the place before all our guests from Manitoba come next month.  It’s a long drive from Flin FLon, so we have a few more weeks here, but dont want the couch to have crumbs when they arrive.  No one likes sleepin on a couch with crumbs on the cushions.  So, without further ado here are my problemzzz of the week:

Wow. Do these people love themselves or what?   Listen, Thunderbird isnt one to make fun of other people’s artistic expressions.  But come on man. Put your shirt on eh?

Larry Tee – <3 You (No I Don\’t remix)

And this bullshit.  All over the damn city lately:

What the fuck man? Where the Hell do you expect me to park man?

Embrace – PNAU feat Ladyhawke (Miami Horror edit)

Ol’ Lady’s home.  Gotta go -

Thanks for having me Schit Headz

Love and tenderness,

t h u n d e r b i r d