Had another mix sent over from Jon H of FK5. They do a monthly radio show for Mo\’Glo This mix was originally broadcast on 91.5fm Radio NYC powered by KEXP on February 19th, 2010 so it’s fresh! I kinda slept on it as we’ve been busy at the Schitz office working on our store and clothes line! Stay tuned
FK5′s Mo Glo’ Radio – February 2010 by fortknoxfive

Here is the tracklisting:

1. Aiff – “Afro Riddim” (Crucial T Remix)
2. Empresarios – “Sabor Tropical” (Sabo Remix W/ Dario Boente)
3. Fort Knox Five – “What Make Ya Dance” (Kraak & Smaak Remix)
4. Fort Knox Five – “Bhangra Panch” (Nick Thayer Remix)
5. Unknown – “Balkan Clarinet”
6. Dunkelbunt – “Kebab Connection” (Shawarma Remix)
7. Diplo & Lbl – “Hey!” (Nadastrom Hot Latin Dub)
8. Style Of Eye – “Big Kazoo” (Nacho Lovers Remix)
9. Chris James & Lee Dearn – “Torcida Cumbia” (Nadastrom Remix)
10. Fort Knox Five – “Shift” W/ Afrika Bambaataa (Malente Remix)
11. Crookers X Fort Knox Five X Ac/Dc – “Where’s My Killer Soundboy” (DC’s Finest Edit)
12. Pit Bull – “If You Want Me” (Evol Intent Remix)
13. Punjabi Mc – “Mundian to Dubstep”

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one things forsure, we can’t go on like this….

For my first WeakSauce post I would like to share with you a lil’ scam I had come through on my facebook that some of us at the studio had some fun with…

So this cat named Christopher John Hiller hits me up on facebook for some dj lessons at the School of Remix…..

Christopher John Hiller

Barry White – Your Sweetness Is My Weakness

Me: Sure, it’s like $400 for the begin course.

Chris: I only have $300

Me: Sure we can work something out…

Chris: do you want to make some ca$h?

Me: No I hate cash…

Chris: Man I’m super serious!

Me: Ok

Chris: My friend Gerry will pay you $9000 dollars for an ipod

Me: lol

Chris: Are you in?

Me: Totally!

Chris: Ok he just add you, he will get you the cash

Chris: You in or not?

Act 1

Gerry Wisin Adds me on facebook

Gerry Wisin

Crookers – Businessman (feat. Thomas Jules & Wiley)

Gerry

so tyler

when can we do this?

3:36pm

Tyler

whats that now

3:36pm

Gerry

we agreed $ for ipod remember

?

3:37pm

Tyler

oh ya ok

3:37pm

Gerry

when can we do it

?

3:37pm

Tyler

come by the studio today

3:37pm

Gerry

what studio

?

3:37pm

Tyler

538 cambie studio

3:37pm

Gerry

how far is that from the library dt

3:38pm

Tyler

5 min walk

3:38pm

Gerry

well can u do me a favor first

3:39pm

Gerry

?

3:39pm

Tyler

sure pal

3:39pm

Gerry

can u give chris one ipod before i come

?

3:40pm

Tyler

sure for halk the money

half

3:40pm

Gerry

i am giving u all the $ when i come

but u give chris ipod before i get there ok

3:41pm

Tyler

ok, but I’m going to hold on to chris till you get here

3:41pm

Gerry

chris has to leave or no deal

up tobyou

i was gonna offer u $15,000

3:42pm

Tyler

ok, so why whould you give me the money after you have the ipod?

3:42pm

Gerry

cause i wanna meet u and fuck and chris has nothing to do with me giving u $

plus u have another 4 for me right?

or 3

3:43pm

Tyler

ok how much are you paying me again for this ipod?

3:43pm

Gerry

15,000

3:43pm

Tyler

ok that work lol

3:43pm

Gerry

so u give chris ipod and he leaves

ok

then i come over and pay u

deal ?

deal ?

3:44pm

Tyler

sure thing

3:44pm

Gerry

are u 100% sure

if not bye

so ?

3:45pm

Tyler

gerry I thought we were friends here

3:45pm

Gerry

yes but i need to know your serious

3:45pm

Tyler

chris said I was really hooking you cats up

3:45pm

Gerry

so u in

?

3:45pm

Tyler

ummm, well how do I know you are?

yes I said forsure

3:45pm

Gerry

fine dont do it i wil look else where

your choice

3:46pm

Tyler

no no gerry, I thought we were good

lets do this palski

3:46pm

Gerry

yes u give chris ipod he leaves and i come does ipod have all cords

?

3:47pm

Tyler

I have cords, but that will be an extra 5000 coo?

3:47pm

Gerry

ok

so how much

total cause i am dead serious

u think this is a joke

3:48pm

Tyler

so total 20,000k

no not at all

3:48pm

Gerry

yes

so can i send chris over

3:48pm

Tyler

yep

3:49pm

Gerry

and he can leave

3:49pm

Tyler

I really need to make sure your going to pay me because I just put a down payment on a mini van for me and the wife… We have twins on the way

ya, he can leave but I need that money forsure now

3:50pm

Gerry

I AM GONNA PAY U 100 PERCENT

3:51pm

Tyler

gerry, I just want to say thanks, cuz I didn’t know how I was going to pay for these two new babies of mine…

3:51pm

Gerry

SO WHAT KINDA IPOD

3:51pm

Tyler

your like an angel right now

3:51pm

Gerry

WHAT KINDA IPOD

3:52pm

Tyler

30 gig, 60 gig, and 2 8 gigs

3:52pm

Gerry

GIVE HIM 60 GIG

OK

?

3:53pm

Tyler

ok

3:53pm

Gerry

he is leaving now

i will come after give me 10 min to get to bank

and there

whats address so i can tell chris

3:54pm

Tyler

we are right beside the fat burger on dunsmeir and beatty

3:55pm

Gerry

ok

3:55pm

Tyler

I can meet him there

3:55pm

Gerry

can u meet chris at the fat burger

3:55pm

Tyler

ya forsure

how long?

3:55pm

Gerry

wanna know what he is wearing?

brb

3:56pm

Tyler

ya please

3:57pm

Gerry

grey shirt grey pants and white shoes

3:57pm

Tyler

have man, I really need that cash for for my babies momma, so just so we are clear…. with cords you are going to give me $25, 000?

3:57pm

Gerry

so he can leave after

yes

3:57pm

Tyler

ya man

3:57pm

Gerry

whatever u want

3:57pm

Tyler

as long as you promise me to pay

3:57pm

Gerry

hope he can leave

yes i promise

what ipod u giving him

3:58pm

Tyler

60 gig

3:58pm

Gerry

make sure

and dont hold chris its between u and me after

chris only knows that he is getting ipod

not the cash bit

3:59pm

Tyler

ok, please don’t scam me, my wife will kill me if I can’t feed the babies and loose her ipod that she jogs with every day

so I wait at fat burger for you to come pay me?

3:59pm

Gerry

yes

i will be there ten min after

ok

3:59pm

Tyler

ok that works I’m hungery 2

when is he leaving

4:01pm

Gerry

now

and i will buy u lunch

4:01pm

Tyler

I gotta bring my handcap cuzin with me to feed him too

4:01pm

Gerry

ok

4:01pm

Tyler

I will be waiting for chris with him

4:02pm

Gerry

nope

just you

or no deal

4:02pm

Tyler

ok, well give me a sec

I got ask my friend if he can watch him for me

i sec

4:02pm

Gerry

bring him if chris gets hurt no cash

ok

4:03pm

Tyler

ok

why would I hurt anyone

4:03pm

Gerry

chris leaving now and so shall i

bye for now see ya in ten

4:03pm

Tyler

chris is going to hurt my cuzin is he?

4:04pm

Gerry

nope

chris is christian

i have to go if u want your $

so can i leave

?

tyler

4:05pm

Tyler

ya I’m just get my cuzin jacket on

4:06pm

Gerry

ok bye

4:06pm

Tyler

thanks man, you are the best

I just told my wife and she is sooooo happy!!

4:07pm

Gerry

well i hope u give chris ipod and cords

4:07pm

Tyler

she said she is going to quit her job!!!!!

4:07pm

Gerry

and are serious about this

4:07pm

Tyler

yes!

aren’t you

4:07pm

Gerry

yes

4:07pm

Tyler

man, this better be really

4:07pm

Gerry

yes it is

100%

4:07pm

Tyler

I’m just got my cuz together

4:08pm

Gerry

bye for now

fatburger right

4:08pm

Tyler

yep, I’m leaving now

4:10pm

Gerry is offline.

Act 2

Gerry

hey i came u never gave chris an ipod

4:54pm

Gerry

why?

4:58pm

Gerry

ACT 2.3

THE MEETING AT FAT BURGER

me: hey chris, so is gerry really going to give me the $25000?

chris: forsure man, I gotta get to work at the shelter and he’s buying it for me for my trip to work on the sky train.

me: ok, well my cuz really wants to eat so I’m going to wait for Gerry to buy us lunch and give him the ipod….

chris: ok man, but he will be pissed if you dont give the ipod first…

me: I got babies mamas mamas to think about and she’ll kill me if I get ripped off again..

chris: fine….. your lose not mine…

Act 3

BACK AT THE STUDIO AFTER CHRIS JUMPED ON SKYTRAIN

weaksauce wednesday #1

?

6:16pm

Gerry

why didnt u give chris ipod?

i was serious

tyler

6:18pm

Gerry

?

6:33pm

Gerry

u there?

6:39pm

Gerry

???????????????

8:37pm

Gerry

yo man

9:41pm

Gerry is offline.

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No time to stop hrrrr……….

Gossip – Love Long Distance (Fake Blood Remix)

Gossip – Heavy Cross (Yuksek Remix)

MGMT – Time To Pretend (Bass Weazal Anthem Mix)

Metric – Help Im Alive (The Twelves Remix)

Guns N’ Bombs – Riddle of Steel (Classixx Remix)

Drop The Lime – Howling

Kelis – Bossy (Crookers Unofficial Remix)

Last Nights Party

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In the theme of letting go of all the things that may be holding us back in life…
Let us talk about the people we hold as heros and how we think that if only we could be like them I… ahemm…
We would be sooooooooo happy…..
What if all they wanted to do was b-more like merrrr us, you know?

Hemingway – Machine

What would the Big E do?

The Virgins – Rich Girls (Hemingway Remix)

Christov – Estella’s Invitation (Hemingway’s RSVP)

The Big E gettin’ primed up!
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Britney Spears – If U Seek Amy (Crookers Toy Soldier Remix)

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That’s what she said……….
You’ll always get caught with your hand in the cookie jar….
Well that’s not really what she said…
And then I’z like beeeeatch….. RAVE IS KING!
Rave re-done by Daze!
Unforgivable!

Not since Cole Trickle have the Daze of Thunder been so Hot!

Fukkk offf – Rave Is King (Daze of Thunder rave rave rave remix)

Wu Tang Clan – C.R.E.A.M. (Daze Of Thunder Banger Remix)

I say, why so serious my good man, why?
Now for the dance with the devil in the pale moon light…….
The Jokers of the Scene!

Kid Cudi feat Crookers – Day & Night (Jokers Of The Scene Remix)

Jokers of the Scene – Y’all Know the Name (Flosstradamus Remix)

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